{"id":699,"date":"2010-10-09T13:26:05","date_gmt":"2010-10-09T13:26:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/?p=699"},"modified":"2010-10-09T14:17:54","modified_gmt":"2010-10-09T14:17:54","slug":"vampire-cats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/?p=699","title":{"rendered":"Vampire cats"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ingredients: black crepe paper, red crepe paper, sticky tape and a cat.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/cape1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-704\" title=\"&lt;SAMSUNG DIGITAL CAMERA&gt;\" src=\"http:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/cape1-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/cape1-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/cape1-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/cape1.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Cut red to be slightly larger than the black.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/cape2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-700\" title=\"&lt;SAMSUNG DIGITAL CAMERA&gt;\" src=\"http:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/cape2-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/cape2-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/cape2-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/cape2.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Stick two layers together.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/cape3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-701\" title=\"&lt;SAMSUNG DIGITAL CAMERA&gt;\" src=\"http:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/cape3-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/cape3-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/cape3-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/cape3.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Scrunch at together and place one piece of tape to keep it folded at one point.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/cape4.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-702\" title=\"&lt;SAMSUNG DIGITAL CAMERA&gt;\" src=\"http:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/cape4-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/cape4-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/cape4-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/cape4.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Result: Vampire cats!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/cape5.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-703\" title=\"&lt;SAMSUNG DIGITAL CAMERA&gt;\" src=\"http:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/cape5-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/cape5-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/cape5-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/cape5.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Next, need bait. (look at those fangs!)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/cape6.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-706\" title=\"cape6\" src=\"http:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/cape6-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/cape6-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/cape6-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/cape6.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Someone convinced me that posting photos implicating me of cat crimes  may be a bad thing (especially with 4chan around).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ingredients: black crepe paper, red crepe paper, sticky tape and a cat. Cut red to be slightly larger than the black. Stick two layers together. Scrunch at together and place one piece of tape to keep it folded at one point. Result: Vampire cats! Next, need bait. (look at those fangs!) Someone convinced me that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/699"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=699"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/699\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":708,"href":"https:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/699\/revisions\/708"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brej.org\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}