This morning I received an unexpected delivery. Someone bought me a Valgrind T-shirt. The bill doesn’t say who. I do love Valgrind but only a handful of people know that my obsession extends to the promise that I will name my first-born after it (Valgrind Brej may get bullied somewhat). To whoever it was that bought it, I would like to say Thank You! I shall wear it with pride.
UPDATE: Mystery solved. Matt Horsnell was offered it for spotting and fixing a bug and he knew about my secret love.