|gumpty (gump-ty) n. An older lady who likes her men on the wrong side of legal: "Oh yeah, she was a right gumpty"
|pig (pig) n. A person or a group of people who involve themselves in -gery n. the action of sexually lewd or extremely perverse activities with or without the addition of alcohol, often in public.
|chief (cheef) n. Derogatory slang: "God Charlie you are such a chief".
|radge (raj) adg. To unreasonably find fault angrily or persistently --radgie (rajee) n. A person who persistently nags or criticises.
|will (weel) n. A small, short haired monkey from the Newcastle region.
|puppyhole (puppee-hoal) n. Predictive text corruption of a feline orifice.
|puchi (poochie) n. A small canine conducting itself in an improper manner.